A Magnificent Mass of Messy Memes Marveling at Canines Caught Corrupting Your Crib

Well, you can't say you haven't been warned. Dogs and clean, fresh-smelling houses don't exactly go hand in paw. It's not that they're after your most beautiful possession - although sometimes their choices of what to corrupt are suspiciously devilish - but they just can't help it. They're curious, capricious, and clumsy. Plus, those sharp teeth just have to be sunk somewhere!

Who can blame them? Hoomans decided to domesticate wild creatures, wrap them in cuddly outfits, and post them on Instagram - but the wild heart is still in there, and it despises the hair ribbons.

True, coming back to a home you just cleaned in the morning and finding the plant dirt spilled all over, your new blouse ripped to shreds, or your carefully picked chair scratched, can strain your mental serenity. But you can check out the memes we carefully curated here for you, and at least know you're not alone in this.

And most importantly, when cuddling them on the sofa at the end of the day, you know it's all worth it.

(But why did it have to be the nice vase, what's that fixation with the costly belongings?!)

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Having a dog is a Sisyphean task. It almost feels redundant to clean, since not only will it not last, but it won't even last 'till the rest of the household gets to see it and appreciate the hard work. It might be easier to train your mind to enjoy a hairy floor.
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We eagerly await the knight in shining machinery, to invent a tiny vacuum made especially for all the fur fallout, gentle enough for delicate fabric. Where art thou, oh great one, to deliver us from endless embarrassment?
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Survival of the Fittest - The domestic edition
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